Life is Great, Without it You'd be Dead ([info]dan_the_treeman) wrote,
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"I'm Cleaning Out my Closet...." hey what is Elton John doing there?!?!

       I am not in Puerto Rico anymore. Actually the last 2 entries I wrote I also wasn't in Puerto Rico for, but I made them sound like they were written somewhere in the Caribbean. There is a reason for this. Its because my friendships are based off lies! That sounds harsh, but really its me doing the lying, I didn't get a chance to send a lot of people postcards so I thought I could pretend I was in Puerto Rico and only talk/make contact with people I had already sent postcards too. I am coming clean though. If you get your postcard within this week it is because it was postmarked and sent from good ol' NY. But the postcard pictures Puerto Rico was purchased in Puerto Rico and strangely enough made in Italy. China is losing it's magic. And where is Korea in all this! Why haven't orientals capitalized in the postcard making business!!!!

     Actually people could care less where I am when the postcard is sent, it is just the excitement of getting mail that they are craving. Which is acceptable because mail addressed to you is the closest you'll come to pure joy without the friendship of a crooked narcotics officer. But be relieved if you gave me your address you'll get a postcard. Now that thats all cleared up I can talk to you about Evan and his Traveling Poetry Group.

     Eh, I'll write about it after I see Evan and his traveling Poetry Group (in about 36 minutes at our local library). Hey! Its not like you are doing anything better with your Wednesday Night. Besides I plan on watching a good amount of Fushigi Yugi later so its not like I am exactly living in the fast lane. Poetry (Traveling Poetry) then Anime, oh boy I better slow down.

   I probably am not going to sleep tonight, I really didn't sleep yesterday night either (I reserve sleep for the morning and afternoon) I sadly spent all night listening to Anberlin and reading "Fat Kid Rules The World" the author is coming to the library for some book discussion that I signed up for and I get a free book outta the whole deal so no matter how sad it is you have to admit free things to kinda of rock. Lack of sleep isn't really affecting me. Although I do wish Raccoons suddenly became the most stylish animal to immitate.

     I am actually at the library now typing this up (no internet connection at my house, its a dramatic twist of irony that I may or may not explain later) and I think I just saw Evan, he was carrying a boom box, his fellow traveling poets/boom box carriers were not in tow, I am wondering if maybe they are a figment of his imagination and the library accidentally asked a crazie to host a program here.


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[info]thewizardess

July 21 2005, 13:43:02 UTC 6 years ago

Elton John was in your closet, too???? Strange.

Poor China is losing postcard profits. It will be their downfall, I tell you.

[info]thewizardess

July 21 2005, 13:44:51 UTC 6 years ago

that first sentence was worded funnily. I meant to put the italicized emphasis on the word 'your,' not 'too.' I was trying to imply that Elton John was also in my closet, but it sounds funny with too italicized. That's it.

[info]dan_the_treeman

July 22 2005, 01:25:33 UTC 6 years ago

And anything with Elton John is automatically funny anyways so its like double the funny, everytime I see your icon I stare at it for 10 minutes at a time just watching as if the moment I look away its going to do something amazing

[info]thewizardess

July 22 2005, 13:21:47 UTC 6 years ago

actually if you wait long enough it does backflips and cartwheels and then starts cursing you out viciously for staring at it for so long. Not really, but that would be cool.

[info]bitterswtending

July 21 2005, 23:15:29 UTC 6 years ago

You changed your background, do you still want me to give you that red one, which... I was... about to do when I realized... you changed your background. :-p

[info]hamter

July 22 2005, 03:09:44 UTC 6 years ago

evan sounded fun

and that other book
i have to sign up for that
*mental note*
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